Sunday, February 04, 2007

Just Make Sure I'm Around When You've Finally Got Something to Say

So this poor little blog has sat here for the last 6 months waiting for something to spur me into writing, and finally it's happened. Not the Democratic victory in November, or the firing of Mike Shula/hiring of Nick Saban. Not the birth of my first nephew.

No... it's Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

I'm not going to call the idiots at the Boston DA's office names. I'm not going to rail against the Orwellian slide our country is on. I'm just going to make this point...

The DA said that basically putting anything big enough to hold explosives and has electronic circuitry on it on a bridge (or really in any public area) is clearly an attempt to scare people, and the police would be right to blow anything like that sky high.

My ass could be an explosive device if you shove a stick of dynamite up it. I'm almost always carrying a cell phone, which definitely has electronic circuitry in it, and it's usually within a few inches of my ass. So, here's my question. If I go walking across a bridge in Boston, is the DA going to be ok with the police blowing me up?